asphyxiette: ortthyul: Hey people in the otherkin tag claiming things like “toasterkin” and being a flying train: If you really want someone to laugh at, come ask me what it’s like being a Bucyrus RH400 hydraulic shovel. No, I’m not even joking. I really do want someone to laugh at. So please, do tell me what it’s like being insane. Erm, I mean, what it’s like being a big, fuck-off piece of machinery that not only form thoughts, words, and sentences, but can also type them out and put them on the internet. Pardon that whole ‘insane’ comment. Slip of the fingers, you see. The keys are like right next to each other. I think they are getting confused with Transformers. Which they are not.

asphyxiette:

ortthyul:

Hey people in the otherkin tag claiming things like “toasterkin” and being a flying train:

If you really want someone to laugh at, come ask me what it’s like being a Bucyrus RH400 hydraulic shovel.

No, I’m not even joking.

I really do want someone to laugh at. So please, do tell me what it’s like being insane. Erm, I mean, what it’s like being a big, fuck-off piece of machinery that not only form thoughts, words, and sentences, but can also type them out and put them on the internet.

Pardon that whole ‘insane’ comment. Slip of the fingers, you see. The keys are like right next to each other.

I think they are getting confused with Transformers. Which they are not.

(via restoringfraillife)

Source: ortthyul